Sunday, December 9, 2012

This is our Idiotic, dumb, useless, unAustralian and big piece of shit PM Julia Gillard, Addressing the public RE: the End of the World!

By Patricia Kohler 
This is what happens when you have a PM who makes a mock video saying the world is going to end.

On one of the other sites I am a member of, a father has had his young son question him repeatedly over the course of the day whether the world was coming to an end like our PM stated, and then after the father explaining to son it was supposed to be a joke and that this PM cannot be trusted, the young son asked his father why would she lie.....Julia Gillard you stupid imbicile, young impressionable children see your clip and believe your every word because you are supposedly the leader of our country and your word is gospel to them.
Now she has small children fearing the end of the world...geepers the poor kids.

Julia Gillard: ‘The end of the world is coming'

THE Prime Minister has delivered a chilling message confirming what many people around the world feared: the Mayans were right.
Julia Gillard's 50-second message addresses her "dear remaining fellow Australians". She steps in ahead of CSIRO scientists to foreshadow the world's impending doom.
Ms Gillard lists the likely doomsday bringers to be flesh-eating zombies, demonic hell-beasts.... or K-Pop. But not the carbon price.
According to the Mayan calendar, the world will meet its fiery end on December 21, 2012. Which means that, according to Doomsdayers, we've got a cool 15 days left to check everything off our bucket lists.
NASA has even taken the unusual step of publishing a fact sheet calledBeyond 2012: Why The World Won't End.
OK, so it's just a commercial for a Triple J breakfast show but, more importantly, SAVE YOURSELVES.
With clinical, emotionless delivery, Ms Gillard warns us all, says she will always fight for us and closes by saying: "good luck to you all". Oh and "at least this means I won't have to do Q & A again". 
When contacted, the Prime Minister's office said: "What Australian doesn't mind a laugh from time to time? Anyway, the world's going to end tomorrow so shouldn't you be writing about that?"
It's Dr Karl Kruszelnicki's fault the PM is spooked - he came up with the theory the world will end tomorrow, two weeks earlier than the far-more-popular prediction of December 21.
Dr Karl, the prolific science writer and author of 50 Shades of Grey Matter, said he came up with the date after developing a complex algorithm using the Mayan calendar, the Gregorian calendar, mathematics, and comedy.
Unfortunately the algorithm was far too complex for most of us to understand, but suffice to say the logic behind it is as rock solid as the logic behind the idea that because a Mayan calendar runs out on December 21 the Earth will come to some sort of devastating end.
"I was using science for the purposes of science and comedy," Dr Karl said.
"On the 21st of December, inconveniently only two shopping days before Christmas the Mayan calendar will click over.
"But to say the world will end is like saying today’s date is the 29th and therefore your cut lunch will turn into a shoe. That's how rational and logical it is."
"So I tried to turn December 21 back into December 7." 

PM Julia Gillard Addresses the End of the World

1 comment:

  1. Regardless she is the pm, she should NOT do an advert like this. If two DJ's call a hospital & get charged for deception, then JULIA GILLARD should ALSO BE CHARGED with deception. she should also lose her job over this so called 'joke'.

    Nick Darcy was ostracized for defending himself (hitting back at Simon Cowley or whatever his name was) and if Australian's agree with Nick Darcy's good behaviour bond then they should also agree with the PM getting the boot & charged. Gillard should NOT get away with anything.